Thursday, 15 May 2014

How To Get A Free Feed in Istanbul

Step 1:   Be Australian

Step 2:   Pretend your from which ever state they love the most

Step 3:   Be Female

Step 4:   Stress the fact that you are extremely poor

Step 5:   Be confident enough to go somewhere with a stranger

*Make sure you are an excellent judge of character before going anywhere with a stranger, or that there are two of you and you could easily overpower your host.